Thursday, June 5, 2014

A day in the life of a procrastinator....June 5, 2014

5 Things:

1.  Instead of doing my 3 pages of writing, taking a walk, and finding a recipe for what I want to cook and serve to my dinner guest tonight, I've been reading "Poets & Writers" May/June 2014 edition.  The front cover says "Your Complete Guide to Free WRITING CONTESTS"--"Big Opportunities, Zero Cost."

2.  Leafing through the magazine, I've noticed many ads for Writers Conferences, Creative Writing Programs, et al. 

3.  And I can't find the one where Sarah Schulman teaches.  She is a Distinguished Professor of the Humanities at the College of Staten Island, but CSI is not a writing program per se.

4.  I've landed on the "Agents & Editors" article about Susan Golumb, who found Jonathan Franzen's first novel The Twenty-Seventh City (FSG, 1988) in the slush pile.  The first agent I contacted about my oeuvre wrote back and told me he didn't like my life and wanted more about deafness.  I don't like my life, either, and I especially don't like deafness. My life comprises deafness in great measure.

5.  All of which brings my unfinished oeuvre to mind. I just need to find the damn thing and print it out so I can revise it.

3 comments:

  1. I hate being hard of hearing. Did not know you had a manuscript. Is it a memoir?

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  2. Yes, it is a memoir of sorts. "The Zen of Deafness." Also my masters thesis.

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  3. p.s. i didn't realize you are hard of hearing. my sympathy entirely!!

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